I’m not good at very many things, but I’m an absolute master at loafing. In fact, I’m a certified Master Loafer, having taken the art of avoiding work to a level of high-craft. And like any craft, loafing comes with a uniform. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise – you need certain clothes to properly waste the day. You can’t wear pressed trousers, as otherwise you’ll feel compelled to actually work; nor can you lounge in sweatpants, as you have to maintain the illusion that you’ll eventually work at some point. No, good loafing requires casual pants that you can feel good in, such as well-cut jeans or chinos.
Once you accept the uniform of a True Idler, you have to pick your shoes, which will naturally be … well, loafers. Not all loafers are good for loafing, however. Some are quite dressy, and like grey flannel trousers, will make you think you should go back to your office. Others, on the other hand, will make you feel relaxed and optimistic, allowing you to believe that you should spend the day at the café, where you can bang out a few pages of your dissertation while occasionally – and only occasionally – surfing the internet.

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