
The blogs want to know.
Who’s FYMW?
They whispering.
They wondering.
Well here I am.
R-A-W
Coming out for this war.
Called #menswear.
Jets vs. Sharks
Gentlemen vs. less gentle men
Tailored menswear vs. workwear
Here to fire (capsules)
@thisclownDieWorkwear
You tryna be the grad-student, anti-workwear extraordinare?
Fuck you.
You ain’t nothin but a half stepper, Dr. Pepper.
Here. Let me fuck your head up
I started this workwear shit.
I’m The Real McCoy.
That’s right.
This shit is on some Ralphy empire steezhood too.
Kids buying fireman jackets at J Crizzy
Cause they want to be extra crispy.
My wallet’s on swoll now
I was telling some Jewish kid in Vegas last night.
I’m kopping cocaine, aka makeout powder, every day now.
Meeting my dealer in front of an RRL store.
And now you trying to lean on my business?
Fuck that.
Only ball, never fall.
I’ll innovate past you.
I’ve already got kids taking baths in their clothes.
Washing themselves in vinegar.
But I got more
I’ll drop waxed wool vests
Colorway kodachrome.
Hunting pouchys on the B-side.
Fucking silhouettes so frumpy.
The Tumblr curators will even reblog the shadows.
And kids will still be asking.
Can we get much higher?
So high.
I’ll turn meat lockers into closets.
So kids won’t ever have to wash their jawnz again.
Eight layers of Chinese food patina.
4G level stuntin.
Can we get much higher?
So high.
F/W11 will be inspired by workers who make workwear.
Anything you can do I can do meta.
Can we get much higher?
So high.
Are your fingers trembling on your trackpad?
I gotta laugh.
You thought this was a game?
I fucking stay thirsty on my grind.
You know why?
Cause I got heart.
Iron Heart.
Carhartt.
I’m fucking dedicated to this shit.
I named my two sons Michael and William
Just so when they come together, you know they the ultimate.
This year I’ll turn every kid into proletarian perfection.
Or should I say Perfecto?
Soon, from every Brooks to every Ralph.
The crispiest du will be the stockroom boy.
Kitted out with the miner expansion pack.
That he bought at my clothing store called The Barber Shop.
Next to my barber shop called The Liquor Store.
Next to my liquor store called The Swäggermeister.
So much workwear on smash that you’ll call it hammertime.